Category Archives: Humor
Falling Asleep At the Computer
posted by Joel Taylor
Check out this video of a young man falling asleep at his computer. You know, before security cameras, a guy could maybe get away with it, but it’s a lot harder these days! And just in case you need one…. Top Excuses for Falling Asleep at Work: They told me at the blood bank this […]
The Bacon Tree
posted by Joel Taylor
[ Long ago, in the days of the wild frontier……. ] Back in the cowboy days, a wagon train is lost and low on food. No other humans had been seen for days. Suddenly, they see an old Jewish man sitting beneath a tree. The leader rushes to him and says, “We’re lost and running […]
Turkey Size
posted by Joel Taylor
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but could not find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No Ma’am, they’re all dead.” [It’s a joke. Listen, nobody forced you to come here. ]
Gas Pump Prank Turns Couple into Internet Sensation
posted by Joel Taylor
Jack Rafferty surprises this musical couple at the gas pumps and gives them an opportunity to sing, which they take full advantage of. It’s a feel good moment.
The Lighter Side: Government Farm Visit
posted by Joel Taylor
An arrogant, young Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer; “I need to inspect your farm.” The old farmer said, “No, this is private property and you’re standing on my land, son, you’ll have to leave, right now.” The Agricultural representative said in a “wise” tone of voice, […]
Annie, Are You Alright?
posted by Joel Taylor
A joyful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit dries up the bones. – Proverbs 17:22 Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well-known mannequin victim, Resusci-Annie, to practice. Typical of most models, this Resusci-Annie was only a torso, […]
You Know You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When….
posted by Joel Taylor
You answer the door before people knock. You ski uphill. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse. You lick your coffee pot clean. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You can type 60 words per minute…with your feet. You can jump-start your car without cables. […]
Lighter Side: Smarter Than You Think
posted by Joel Taylor
There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn’t know what Johnny’s problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him. They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a full load or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove […]
Ben Crane: Therapy Sessions
posted by Joel Taylor
PGA golf pro Ben Crane has been dealing with a number of issues in his life and has reluctantly sought out counseling from a German counselor (Ty Andre). In this episode, Ben is dealing with the simple fact that he is slow, watch what happens as the counselor encourages Ben to speed up his life. […]
A Cowboy Named Bud
posted by Joel Taylor
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I […]
The Lighter Side #1
posted by Joel Taylor
Where Ya From? A policeman saw a man dressed in full cowboy garb – hat, chaps, duster, six-shooters, boots and spurs – standing on a street corner in a busy city. He approached the cowboy and asked him his name. "Call me Tex!" was the cowboys reply. "Well, Tex, where ya from, Texas?" the policeman […]
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