The Lighter Side #1

Where Ya From?

A policeman saw a man dressed in full cowboy garb – hat, chaps, duster, six-shooters, boots and spurs – standing on a street corner in a busy city. He approached the cowboy and asked him his name.
"Call me Tex!" was the cowboys reply.
"Well, Tex, where ya from, Texas?" the policeman asked.
"Nah, I’m from Louisiana, but I didn’t want you to call me Louise."


Window Washer

There was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. He was covered with bandages from head to toe. I said to him, “What do you do for a living?” He said, “Well, I used to be a window washer.” I asked, “When did you give it up?” He replied, “Oh, ‘bout halfway down.”