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Falling Asleep At the Computer

Posted by on January 15, 2014 in Humor, Videos | 1 Comment

Check out this video of a young man falling asleep at his computer. You know, before security cameras, a guy could maybe get away with it, but it’s a lot harder these days!

And just in case you need one….

Top Excuses for Falling Asleep at Work:

  1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
  2. I was working smarter – not harder.
  3. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
  4. Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!
  5. I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
  6. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
  7. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
  8. I’m in the management training program.
  9. I’m actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) I learned at the last seminar you made me attend.
  10. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?
  11. Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
  12. The coffee machine is broken…
  13. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot…
  14. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off.
  15. I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands.
  16. …..in Jesus’ name, Amen.